I hate it when people are at your house and ask,

sheamnessy:

“Hey do you have a bathroom?”

-Nooooo not at all, we shit in the yard!

daily-tumbles:

Parenting, you’re doing it right.

 Sounds like a plan.

I’m so doing that xD If I remember it, of course.

Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do

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immacyaideeem:

Haha i get it XD

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theannoyingskwid:

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When someone sees all the food on your plate and asks “Are you really gonna eat all of that?”

theblackship:

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